As a reference for Musonius
Rufus, Lectures 14.1:
As a younger man, I was always
drawn to the beauty of physical form, as most young men are, yet even then it meant
nothing to me without charm and intelligence. Wink at me all that you like, and
give me all those come-hither looks, and you will only be attractive to me if
there is something behind the makeup and the posing.
I still messed it all up,
however, since I still wasn't looking deeply enough. Can you speak with clever
words? Can you recite Homer, or Shakespeare, or the Bhagavad Gita to me?
Wonderful, but that is just another set of impressions.
I once fell head over heels for a girl who had long black curly hair, and was wearing a flowing hippie dress
with strappy sandals. No, that alone didn't do it for me. This did:
"Hi, my name is Tara, In
Hindi that means 'star'."
That was what made me swoon. Yes,
say it with me: I-D-I-O-T.
Charm and intelligence are not
nearly the same thing as character. There is a world of difference between the
skills we happen to have and the merit of the choices we decide to make. The
one is an accident of time and place, the other a reflection of our true identity.
To look into someone's soul is
not to see the trivialities; it is to appreciate the beauty of their virtues. I
do not mean to sound crude, but there is really nothing "sexier" for
me than a woman who has a genuine conscience. I had to learn that the hard way,
after many failures, but I did finally learn it.
What may be discussed in a
college classroom has become increasingly restrictive, in a weird sort of
neo-puritanical way, but I did once allow a group of talkative students to bicker
among themselves about who was the most "beautiful" person in human
history. I justified it on the grounds that we had started our conversation with
Helen of Troy.
I drifted off, but I was
inevitably asked what my answer would be.
Ingrid Bergman, playing Ilsa, as
she walks into Rick's Café for the first time? No, not even that.
"My answer is Hipparchia of
Maroneia. End of discussion."
See, I'm not as stupid as I may
at first appear. I made them curious.
"Who is this Hipparchia? Was
she more seductive than Helen? Classier that Ingrid Bergman? Spicier than
Jennifer Lopez?"
"Absolutely. She is the best
woman I've ever learned anything about, barring the Virgin Mary herself. You
want class? She came from money, and gave it all up to live with Crates, a poor
philosopher, because he shared her values. You want a strong woman? She had to
convince him to marry her, because he didn't think he was good enough for her.
You want seductive? Her soul was so full of conviction, poor Crates could
hardly say no."
The most disinterested student in
that class, the one who eventually went on to the seminary and will probably be
made a bishop, was still confused. "Yeah, but was she hot?"
"How do you mean? Was she
overweight, or did she have a lisp, or was her nose crooked? I have no idea. I
really don't care. I just know that I would have gone to the ends of the earth
for a woman like that."
"Yeah, but was she
hot?" I weep for the Church.
I know quite well that many of
the stories about Crates and Hipparchia are just that, apocryphal stories.
Nevertheless, I would like to think they are at least true in spirit.
Her family, shocked by her
interest in such a filthy man, tried to convince Crates to dissuade her. So the
philosopher stripped off his meager clothes, and stood there naked, telling her
that this was all she would ever have. She was not discouraged at all.
I have long been especially touched
by the tale that she took up weaving, and he reproached her for wasting her
time on something so vain. No, it turned out there was a deeper reason. She was
with child, and there was now a need for such things. Tradition has it that
they raised two children together.
Crates apparently gave this advice to Hipparchia about raising a child:
Crates apparently gave this advice to Hipparchia about raising a child:
Let his bath water be cold, his
clothes be a cloak, his food be milk, yet not to excess. Rock him in a cradle
made from a tortoise shell. . . . When he is able to speak and walk, dress him,
not with a sword, as Aethra did with Theseus, but with a staff and cloak and
wallet, which can guard men better than swords, and send him to Athens.
I'm not the only freak to be
inspired by her, to fall in love with her. William Penn, of all people, spoke
of her as well:
I seek not the Pomp and
Effeminacy of this World, but Knowledge and Virtue, Crates; and choose a Life
of Temperance, before a Life of Delicacies: For true Satisfaction, thou
knowest, is in the Mind; and that Pleasure is only worth seeking, that lasts
for ever.
I have an image pinned to my
office wall, of a 17th century engraving depicting Crates pointing to his ungainly face,
asking why Hipparchia would ever desire it. I look at it whenever I
wonder why my own wife would ever desire me.
Where, truly, is the beauty that
you seek?
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