Stoic Conversations 19

"Listen bitches, Life is all about money! Get with it!"

"No, life is all about character."

"Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm the guy whose ear you just yelled in, and the guy who ended up with half of your drink in his face."

"Fuck you, faggot."

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I'm still wiping your spit out of my ear."

"You want me to kick the shit out of you?"

"Yes, please. That way I can sue you for all that big money you have. You obviously have no character I can learn from."

"I got no time for you, pussy!"

"Of course not. Go buy some more bitches with your big money."

"Whatever!"

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